Fortune Cookies - the love children of John Edwards and Jerry Seinfeld
At a little company dinner last night to welcome our company president to town, we dined at a restaurant serving very nice Chinese and Malaysian food. At the end of the meal, Marijean made sure everyone appended the words “in bed” to their fortune.
With much laughter, we went around the two tables. The best were actually fortunes for the wives of the cookie crunchers in question:
Trevor Mather: “Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened — in bed”
Richard McLaren: “Our five senses are incomplete without the sixth - a sense of humour — in bed”
With only Confucious and the Wonton Food Inc of Long Island, the mysteries of the universe unfold to reveal surreal truth.
